Monday, December 15, 2008

Gluten Free Biscuits


http://www.glutenfreecookingschool.com/archives/light-and-fluffy-gluten-free-biscuits/

I made these lovely biscuits for a pear and blueberry tart whose recipe I found in the November edition of Bon Appetit. Originally it called for corn biscuits, but I just plopped the dough for the GF biscuits on top and baked as required. They are chewy and best when straight out of the oven, or warmed.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Quinoa and Pomegranates



Our new super easy dinner!

Make quinoa with some broth, veggie or chicken

Dry roast cumin and coriander seed, then grind;
or just have ground cumin and coriander on hand

Saute diced onion and garlic in olive oil

Add cooked (or canned) garbanzo beans and spices, then continue to heat

Take everything off the heat and add pomegranate seeds and quinoa; mix, mix

Shape with ramekins and sprinkle more pom seeds on top!

Oh! And I guess I should credit Martha Rose Shulman whose recipe was published in the NYTimes: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/07/health/nutrition/07recipehealth.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=quinoa%20pomegranate&st=cse

Friday, December 5, 2008

Bella-boo eats, bathes, and sings!

Bella "Crazy-eyes" boo is 5 months big!














Green peas:
















Happy bathing!





























Question is, who is happier?















Limeys, grog and bumboo

So, beyond my current obsession for Patrick O'Brian's historical British navel novels (yes...), I have been thoroughly enjoying the etymology of naval slang and new knowledge of the art of sailing. Of course it helps that I am using the companion lexicon for his series: A Sea of Words, by Dean King.

Did you know (???!) that the daily ration of rum given to sailors was ONE PINT?! Water on long voyages often went stagnant or was contaminated with algae, so you add some booze and hey presto it becomes palatable! Also added to the grog would be lemon or lime juice, again originally to improve the taste, but eventually as a way to prevent scurvy as there was little to no chance of eating vegetables on a long voyage. Hence a name often used for Brits: "limeys." Bumboo was the pirates and merchantmen's preferred drink. Similar to grog, but with rum, sugar and nutmeg. Pirates ate more veggies so they didn't use citrus juice.

The last grog served in the RN was on July 31st 1970, a day known as "Black Tot Day."

More H.M.R.N. + food!

Plantain chips

Jim has a cookbook published in 1970 called The Cooking of the Caribbean Islands by Linda Wolfe, that has some amazing photos, stories and classic recipes. For example, included in the section about breadfruit is the lesser known reason for the mutiny on the H.M.S. Bounty of Captain Bligh fame. It seems that his mission in 1787 was to transport breadfruit saplings to Jamaica, and in his zealotry he denied his sailors water in order to water the precious trees. So, *splash!* goes the Capitan!

Actually, Bligh seems to have been a decent captain, with little in the way of the cruelty that he supposedly exercised: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Bligh

Jim and I have been peeling the almost ripe plantains and slicing them into 1/4" rounds and lightly sauteeing them in a generous amount of olive oil. Not traditional, I know, but awesome with guacamole or simple fresh avocado mashed with a little salt. They are best when they are hot!

Here is Linda Wolfe's recipe:

Banane Pese
Twice-Fried Plantain Slices

1/2 cup vegetable oil
2 medium-sized green plantains, peeled, and cut into 1/2" slices

In a heavy 12-inch skillet, heat the oil over moderate heat until a light haze forms above it. Add as many plantain slices as you can without crowding the pan, and brown them for about 2 minutes on each side. As they brown, transfer the to paper towels to drain. On a board, using an unslotted spatula, press each slice into a flat round about 1/4" thich and 2 inches in diameter. Heat the oil and fry the rounds again for about 1 minute on each side. Drain and serve.


So we don't double fry or smash them, and they turn out chewier and heartier. I have also seen them sliced lengthwise which is great for reaching over other people for the guac!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Catch-up catch-all

Everything in the the last six months has been an experiment: the food, the hours, the company, the events, the books, etc. I will highlight some of what I can remember.




Jim at the marshmallow farm.


At the beach with Joey and Heidi:






































May Day "Ooh La La":





Here is my debut as "Bisou," one of Madame Cleo's Poodle Dancers.

For more fabulousness on the swinging S.S Queen May, check out:
http://lucianeare.org/home.htm




Passover Seder Deux--

Drunken debauchery and kosher foodstuffs. Thanks to Johnny P for being the token nearly-Jewish person, and the Hopkins-Guttenburg family for not only providing the seder plate, but also this shiksa's passion for Passover.
































My deconstructed pumpkin that I carved at Kiss Cafe and should have won an award for...

Monday, November 3, 2008

Kiss Cafe

My first restaurant rec on this blog and currently our favorite Ballard place to be. I do not love this place because the food is exquisite, although it is very good, but because the people who own and work at Kiss are very possibly the most authentic and lovely people I have ever had the privilege of buying beer from. They cultivate the atmosphere of a true neighborhood bar by attracting people who are equally as friendly as they are. Check out the Ballard Drinking Team's 99 Bottles of Beer list, and homemade rice crispy treats. They also have espresso and tea for when you aren't in the mood for the amazing beer selection, and homemade pickles to go with your french dip. We are trying not to show up every day, but they make it so hard..

http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&q=seattle+kiss+cafe&fb=1&view=text&latlng=17875146574524929713

Vote, please.

I will be getting up in the AM and making it my first activity of the day. My last activity of the day will be falling asleep with happy anticipatory dreams of our sane president-elect and fully qualified vice-president elect. GOBAMA!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Indian Summer...squash

It's a cucumber! No a zucchini! Ummmm, no....



It turns out that this year's "experiment" was actually squash. What started as a harmless little seedling from the compost eventually turned into a ground eating 10' plant. I found out too late which were the male and which the female blossoms, so no fried squash blossoms in my belly this year, but if I ever attempt to let nature run her course again there will be no respite for the pretty flowers. *sizzle*

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Encounters at the End of the World

The new Werner Herzog film is not brilliant, but it is inspiring! Where else will you see underwater footage of Antarctic diving, or Shackleton film from the turn of the previous century? It is absolutely worth looking into!!

http://www.apple.com/trailers/thinkfilm/encountersattheendoftheworld/trailer/

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Bell-UH!!


My exceptional neice, Isabella Jeanne Ohlsen, was born June 11th at 2:45 AM. Her Mom and Dad were so strong and amazing throughout the labor and everyone is now healthy and back home. She was alert from the beginning, staring around at us all with her beautiful deep blue eyes and tasting the air with her tongue.


Here she is with her Papa Zac about
fifteen hours after she came into this world:








Sleeping in her brave and beautiful Momma Rachelle's arms:




Bella seems comfortable with anyone, and except when she is hungry is content to look around or nap on your chest or lap. She even sleeps through intense action movies, although the adults are considerate enough to lower the volume. She knows all about electric eels, since she slept through that show, too, even though she knows they are really freshwater fish. Smart girl!










And the new Ohlsen family at home:

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Chocolate Negro



My new favorite chocolate is Blanxart Chocolate Negro. Usually I go for something darker than 65%, but this is luscious! It has a silky peanut butter flavor--something that I haven't ever tasted in chocolate before.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Russell/Brimble Scrabble

Well, you all know that JD beats me at Scrabble with ridiculous two letter words that are worth 50+ points, while I create elaborate and beautiful themes with my multi-syllabic words.

So, guess what happens when we both break the rules?!:



We both earned our highest scores on this game, but he still beat me!!

Mina's Make Believe Crown





I don't want to stretch it out!! I will post more pictures as soon as Mina is wearing it.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Roasted Butternut Squash Risotto

Warm, creamy, happy risotto.

I have been experimenting with risotto lately--'tis the season for such transitional fare--with fairly good success. My favorite has been the butternut squash risotto that we made last week. Since I am not one to measure anything, I will explain what I can, but the rest is up to you and your cookbooks.

Butternut Squash Risotto

Slice and gut one squash, spread with olive oil and roast until roasty/carmelized on top. This will take (blank) time. I dunno--35-45 minutes maybe... I did it while I was making dinner one night, and then used it another evening for the risotto.

Saute onions, garlic, and arborio rice for about 5-10 minutes, until the onions begin to carmelize and the rice becomes more transparent.

Add pinenuts (or omit), and about one cup broth. I believe I used a combination of chicken and vegetable broth. Let the broth cook down, and make sure you are stirring it frequently--at least every 30 seconds or so.

The key to risotto is to add a little broth and stir, and add more only when the broth has mostly been cooked in. Patience is required, but it is not hard work, and is great fun to do when you are talking with someone, or listening to a book on tape (or if your kitchen is big enough, plopping yourself into a chair while reading a book and stirring at the same time.. I have kitchen envy.)

Then I recall adding the squash and some fresh rosemary. I think there was some half hearted attempt to cut the squash which quickly turned into squishing the squash into the risotto.

Keep adding broth, or water if it is getting too salty, and reading/talking until the rice is lovely and al dente.

Gluten-free, dairy free, but somehow creamy-delicious as though it had 8 oz. of parmesan cheese in it. Also good stuffed and baked into bell pepper shells.

Did I miss anything? Probably, but when you make your own risotto it will be even better than mine was!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Bre's Booties



Pattern from Heidi.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Meme

Challenge from Heidi:

Referred to as a meme this is like a 21st century version of a chain letter except we're not exchanging $$ or recipes or even good wishes for luck but rather we're giving our community a chance for a glimpse of what inspires, interests, or edifies.

The Rules:

1. Pick up the nearest book (of at least 123 pages).
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences (sentences 6-9).
5. Tag five people who blog posts you read on a regular basis.

Mine:

'"But I have my eye on Lincolnshire; I am told that the pigs in Lincolnshire are particularly fine and by eating them the population grows very stout and strong. Now what would suit me best would be a general spell cast over Lincolnshire so that three or four thousand young men would all at once be filled with a lively desire to become soldiers and fight the French." He looked at Sir Walter rather wistfully.'

--Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, Susanna Clark

I don't have anyone but Heidi whose blog I read regularly. Maybe someone will come forth and join. I would still love for whomever reads this to send me their meme!

Monday, March 17, 2008

IJO's knits

My upcoming niece's birth means there is much to do:









Plus, all of the patterns from her great-grandma's collection! Between all of the Ohlsen's, this little girl will never be cold..

I LOVE NPR.

BootiesxBooties%BootiesxBootiesxBooties˚=Booties

I am having a go at my Aunt Heidi's baby bootie pattern. It is going very nicely. It seems, however, that I am of an age where my baby bootie knitting days will never be at an end. Let's see...If one skein of yarn makes two pairs, and most of my friends know each other, what is the most cost effective way to make presents in different colors and how frequently can I present them?

O.K.: if green is x, and yellow is y, than pink can only be used on every blue moon if the baby is in the 3rd trimester. Higher math may be necessary. Robert, HELP!

Kim Chi Goodness!

I was first introduced to Kim Chi in college by my roommate Matt. He had spent his LDS "mission" in South Korea, and shared his love for the cuisine with me. JD and I are fond of the classic cabbage version, but we have tried them all. Thank you, Uwaujimaya!

Our latest favorite is scrambling it with eggs for breakfast. We recently found a new brand, Island Spring, that also makes delicious organic tofu. We have yet to make our own, but I am reminded that I still have not planted my garden, and certainly fermenting cabbage would keep out maurading raccoons, cats, and dogs. Unfortunately, I don't think it will do anything about the slugs...

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Board Games for Winos

JD and I had a lovely evening last night with friends Lori and Genyk at their house in West Seattle. We were served an amazing Cauliflower Red Lentil Curry, with some sauteed spinach and garlic. WE brought the wine. Three bottles of Beaujolais, in fact. Three bottles of different Beaujolais from several vintners with the intention of playing our new favorite game: Winerd.

At last! Someone has finally gotten wise to the existing phenomenon of drinking while playing board games, and created a game where you drink wine BECAUSE the board game rules tell you to!

Of course, along the way you may have to answer trivia on how wine is made, what distinguishes varietals from each other, and when it is cool to drive drunk (an actual question.) I learned that blind taste testing is much harder than I thought, and that not spitting it out really does affect your ability to function the next day. Again.

I also came away with a much healthier appreciation for Beaujolais. I might need to have another go at French wines...

Ezra Skye's sweater

SUSHI-YA!

We have mastered the art of sushi with the help of a luscious little site: www.makemysushi.com.

And when I say "mastered," you will know precisely what I mean: Our sushi was cylindrical before it was sliced and had most of the ingredients centered within the rice and nori.

It also had ahi, mango, avocado, cucumber, sesame seeds, and chili mayo! And then we tried inside-out roll with the rice on the outside. And then, no nori, but rice, mango, and plenty of cinnamon and sugar. Umm-hmm. Figure that one out! Of course, it was so exquisite that we didn't have time to take pictures before it was all in our BELLIES!

Well, we did get this one:

A humble beginning, I know, but we have just begun!!

When you go to makemysushi.com, go to Sushi University and you will get the basics for assembly. Make sure you also check out the short film on the home page!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Motel

Stupid gmail. NO PICTURES!
So, imagine that there are life-sized puppets on stage and then they strip down to their underwear and then trash a motel room. Well, it is an equally relavent play in 2008 as in 1966. Pictures later, perhaps, as soon as this program behaves...

Cowboy Mouth

Nasty relationship and beautiful playwrighting and acting! Patti Smith and Sam Shepard wrote a weird and crazy rock 'n roll piece with a stuffed crow and a man-sized lobster-man. Here it is:

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Outsider's Inn 2008



Second show of the year! Crazy, violent, brilliant playwrighting. I am excited about this show and will send you more pictures to show you why!